So, the thing about this movie is that a) it’s kinda bad, and b) it does the “emphasize the obvious” thing that the book does, but both of those qualities are way, way less true of the movie than the book, with the result that this is by far the version of DVC that you want to ingest if you for some reason want to ingest the horrible book that everyone read like four years ago.

Anyway, we watched it with a bunch of sangria — the holy blood! — which is both thematically appropriate and also necessary for one’s sanity when watching this movie. I can’t exactly recommend watching it, but if you do, a similar beverage is recommended highly.