So in this movie, there is a runaway train, and then when it crashes Bruce Willis is miraculously unharmed, and… no, wait, that’s Unbreakable.

Okay, right. In THIS movie, there is a runaway train, and then Denzel Washington and Alternate Universe Captain Kirk (Now With Extra Wifebeating!) have to stop it. Well technically first a lot of OTHER people have to stop it, with Denzel and Kirk being the last-ditch chance if all else fails. But when Bob Noname and Joe Wosshisface are the non-last-ditch chances and Denzel and Kirk are the last-ditch chance, do you want to bet that all ditches will be fully utilized?

I would not take that bet, if I were you!

Anyway, as corporate disaster prevention movies go, this certainly went.