So you remember how about the beginning of Alien 3 they killed off all the people from the previous movie so they’d have a fresh cast? They didn’t QUITE do that with this one, but wow did they come close. Seriously, basically the only people in this movie who were in the original are the ninjas. Which is fine, because the ninjas are also the best part of the movie by 1000%.

Should you see this movie? No, no you should not. Nobody should see this movie. But it’s fun enough, in its silly way, and it has the Rock and Bruce Willis teaming up to fight COBRA, so it’s all kinds of retro.