So we were watching that Brooklyn 911 show, and they had 48 hours to prove a suspect was guilty, and I’m all “omg is that where that movie 48 hours came from?!?” and then we decided to watch it.

Well, have you ever seen that movie? Because it fucking sucks. After 15+ minutes of grim Nick Nolte and people dying in vaguely racist ways, we turned it off and looked for another stupid ’80s movie with Eddie Murphy. Result: The Golden Child.

Have you ever seen that movie? IT IS FUCKING INSANE. Like, literally insane. It’s this weird totally genre fantasy movie mixed with a genre ’80s buddy cop movie, and the combination is exploding my brain.

(And as alluded to, it features a young Charles Dance as the bad guy, so basically it’s Axel Foley v. Tywin Lannister, and when you put it like that, that is the most succinct summary of the movie possible.)