So, this is a Quentin Tarantino movie, which means that you already know it is:

  1. Deliberate and artistic and cinematic throughout in ways that too damn few movies are.
  2. Ultraviolent.
  3. “Problematic,” to be polite about it.
  4. Structurally interesting.

In addition to that, in this case, the movie is:

  1. Boring as all fuck
  2. Nihilistic and pointless

Easily his worst movie since Jackie Brown. (Well, I never saw Death Proof. Maybe it’s as bad as that.) If you see it in a theatre, bring a pillow. But don’t do that, it’s trash. Beautiful, artistic trash. But trash.