If you were alive in the ’90s, as I was, you may have seen this and thought that either it was a) good dumb entertainment, or b) just dumb.

In either case, you were way too optimistic about it. It is super-awful, like far worse than you think. You disagree? Well, you haven’t seen it for twenty years, trust me on this, you’re going to regret your past judgment.

Oh, you have seen it recently? Then god have mercy on your soul.