So a friend was talking about how nothing shocks him, thanks to the internets. Well, it’s true, but also: context. Things that would not be shocking on a random Web page are actually kinda shocking when they’re major Hollywood movies. So, yeah, the puppet sex scene: Shocking.

On the whole, mildly funny movie, mostly notable for the totally awesome Action Movie Music. Seriously, Bruckheimer should rip that music off.