So EW recommended this movie as a “classic” ‘n’ shit, and they made it sound interesting, so what the hey, eh?

It sucks. It’s one of those movies about people, which is fine as far as it goes, but it’s about really super irritating people. Basically, the plot of it is that a cipher-character Audrey Hepburn falls in love, for no obvious reason, with a spectacular asshole, and then they get married, and then he acts like an asshole and nobody’s happy about it. Whee? Not really!

Movie in a nutshell: Getting married to an asshole is a bad idea.