So after watching Fast Times, Anne was all “Oh, you should totally get Dazed and Confused. It’s like this, only good.” And I was all, okay. So Netflix it up we did.

Verdict: It’s not good! It is, in fact, worse. Basically, it’s the same exact movie except that it’s set in Texas and all the characters are dope fiends, and it’s like one zillion times less fun. The entire movie is essentially watching the antics of drunken, drugged-up louts, and yay. Also, whereas Fast Times was set in the ’80s because it was made in the ‘80s, this is set in the ‘70s despite being made in the ‘90s, and I am allergic to retro.